LADIES.
LOOK AT YOUR LAWYER.
NOW BACK AT ME.
NOW BACK AT HIM.
NOW BACK AT ME.
SADLY, HE ISN’T ME.
BUT HE COULD BE IF HE STOPPED BEING A MORON AND CROSS-EXAMINED ACTUAL HUMAN BEINGS.
I’M IN AN ELEVATOR.
HYAH!
I don’t always present evidence, but when I do it’s more up to date than your evidence.
Reblogged from No alibi, no justice, no dream, no hope!